Life would have been much easier if I were a 'bit' civil and stop making fool out of myself in all the important situations.But after a long conversation with my pals, I was really glad to know that I am not the only one jinxed by the angel of awkward moments. So here I am with '10 awkward moments we all have faced at some point of our life.
The 'high 2.5' : Nothing can be as cringeworthy as an ignored high five. Our 'attempt' to high five has been ignored atleast once in our life hasn't it? And you know what the worst part is? There is a third person who has witnessed the most awkward moment of your life! I mean, there is ALWAYS a person who chuckles at how awkward and pathetic our life becomes for a moment. Whenever I face this situation (which is almost every time) I end up doing doing that infamous step form lean on, which is kinda cool tho.
NUMBER 1
NUMBER 2:
The untimely tickle in funnybones: Now now! Can you remember the last time you got your ass kicked just because of that fart inducing chuckle you had in your seminar or a funeral. I do. We all have received that one death glare from our pals, which makes the matter worse. But you know what I do when someone else do that?? I shoot daggers..no! I shoot freaking rifles at that poor soul. I hate myself for doing that but I gotta play along!
NUMBER 3:
The undiscovered funnybone: Now imagine, you have come up with the supposedly funniest joke in the universe and you just can't wait to share it with your pals. When the D-Day finally arrives and you tryna show them your inner Jim Carrey, you end up being the post SNL Tracy Morgan (no hates). The worst thing is, they fake the laugh JUST two make sure that you KNOW they are faking it and how pathetic your joke is! The cringiest moment is when your crush is JUUUST by your side. You should probably disown that pathetic pal of yours.
NUMBER 4:
Not the best 'trip' ever: You start questioning your pathetic existence at this particular moment. Just imagine how sorrowful it must be when you are all set to rock the world with your Steve Madden pumps and it betrays you in your momentary diva life. And I can never fall gracefully like a freaking Victoria's Secret girl. I fall like a freaking cartoon in front of a crowd of millions ESPECIALLY when all eyes are on me due to the 'tatak tatak' of my heels. Now that's what we call unwanted attention.
NUMBER 5:
The loud and flavoured fart (gross I know): Girls! You gotta admit...you FART!! We all do. But it gets cringy when you try to make your passe de gaz to be harmlessly silent and get away with your crime by blaming your younger sibling for creating such a horrible 'fragrance', life turns its back on you by creating the loudest noise possible. And the things get worse when it gives out the aroma of eau de toilette *sarcasm noted*. In my case, my beloved mother's always got my back. She just lightens up the situation *sarcasm* with her evergreen ' Did you forget to poo again?' Ugh!
NUMBER 6:
The accidental stare: Have you ever been so caught up in your reverie that you completely forget what is going on in your surrounding? And when you snap back to reality, you realise that you have been staring at a complete stranger? To make the matter worse, the stranger acknowledges your stare and sometimes you receive a glare from that person. It happens to me all the time. But when I'm the one who is being stared at, I just narrow my eyes at the person with venom and think 'What a creep!'. What to do! Hypocrisy runs deep in me.
NUMBER 7:
The not-so-good transparency: They say 'lack of transparency results in distrust and deep sense of insecurity'. Really bro? Really?? This works other way around when the transparency is that of a freaking glass door. First thing I can never understand, why in the fucken universe do they put a manual glass door in the public-est place. I am absentminded AF and this kinda transparency is not at all helping with my insecurity. And trust me, you do NOT want me to get started on lack of trust. The situation has become such that I have started hi-five-ing air every time I get into a mall and people mistake me for a mime artist and start applauding, DaFAQ!
NUMBER 8:
The fun gone wrong: Everytime I see a small baby, my inner mime artist kicks in. I make the funniest face possible trying to make him/her laugh. But as we all know, life sucks. The baby doesn't even twitches his/her lip and we get acknowledged by someone else! The awkward laugh we all have at that moment is unexplainable *facepalm*.
NUMBER 9:
The gif is self explanatory: I belong to the 1% of the people who think snapchatting is for fools and at the same time derive pleasure out of that slurrrpy lick. But sometimes I have to let go of my ego because I'm bored AF. But but buuutt.......our immediate transition of expression never goes unnoticed by the bystanders. No matter how hard you try, you can never ever escape the prying eyes of the devilish mortals around ya.
NUMBER 10:
When your crush says ANYTHING to you: Crushes bring the worst out of me. Literally. Simplest of question like 'Hey what's the time?' could make me imagine the design of our wedding card. They worsen the already pathetic self of yours with their charming ways. Things get super awkward when you get awkward in front of them, worsening your already awkward persona.
